The Chum Famine of '59

French Fries

The Chum Famine of '59

camwyn:

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

Dear Canadian readers: this is literally the only reference most Americans have for the words ‘bag of milk’. The next time an American stares at you when you mention buying a bag of milk, this is what they are picturing.

camwyn:

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

Dear Canadian readers: this is literally the only reference most Americans have for the words ‘bag of milk’. The next time an American stares at you when you mention buying a bag of milk, this is what they are picturing.

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izzetheking:

why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*

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annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

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european:

ordering food is so stressful

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rad-scientist:

mr krabs i didnt know you were into BDSM

rad-scientist:

mr krabs i didnt know you were into BDSM

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive


never give up on your dreams

gwyndor:

gwyndor:

i could get this image printed on a dakimakura. nothing is stopping me. its the right dimensions and resolution and size and i have the money. i could literally own a fucked up anime sex pillow but with an image of French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. what a time to be alive

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never give up on your dreams

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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

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killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

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